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ADS FROM THE OLIGOPOLY
HOBO HONEY
“Cigarette butts are food."
—from Amalgamated Largesse
GO GET ‘EM BOYS
“Safety and Security…A Phone Call Away.”
—from Amalgamated Apprehension
LET’S TRY THIS AGAIN
“It worked out so well last time.”
—from Amalgamated Amoral
THE TOP 0.1 PERCENT
"We Win Again!”
—from Almagamated Exceptionalism
WHAT’S THE NEWS TODAY, BOSS?
“…Tell the people that all is well!”
—from Amalgamated Journal-Stenographer
OR…BUY FROM THE COMPETITOR
“The only other company left.”
—Millionaire Associates, that is.
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